CCRAP

(a brief biography of Stockwell Day)

I'd like to tell a story, 'bout some thugs and all their glory

Trying to get their name on the map

A Reform met a Tory and thought they'd have a party,

But all they could come up with...was a load of CCRAP

That's what you are, that's what you stand for

It's just CCRAP, a big pile of CCRAP!

It don't matter how you sell it, it don't matter how you smell it,

It don't matter how you spell it... it's a load of CCRAP

They said they would be different, politics with a new slant

A grass roots party for the little guy,

Now major banks are backing it and Bay St. boys are lining up

For another piece of the capitalist pie... and that's jut CCRAP

Your corporate agenda's clear as glass, you can shove it up your...

Ask the workers what we think, we'll tell you all CCRAP really stinks

Watch out we're gonna make you sink,

Sink in your own CCRAP

Anti-immigrant, anti-gay, we're not gonna live that way

And women have the right to choose!

AIDS is not a gay disease and health care's not a luxury

And keep your religious zealotry out of our schools... cause that's just CCRAP!

Your bigoted ideas are the real disease, they're a load of CCRAP

Got a message for you Stockwell, a wetsuit can not hide your smell

And if I believed it existed,

I know you'd burn in hell

Now Stockwell Day, your party is over

Time for you to stew in your own CCRAP

And rejoin your friends Fred Flinstone and Barney

Cause we've wiped you CCRAPPY ass right off the map

No one wants you CCRAP!

That's what you are, that's what you stand for,

It's just CCRAP, a right-wing pile of CCRAP

Too late to start your grovelling, cause the people are now shovelling

To turn you and your bigotry... into fertilizer